If you're not afraid of attracting attention or drawing a crowd as your Halloween costume takes everyone by surprise, then our Morning Wood adult plus size costume is sure to get the attention you seek and the conversations started! Perfect for Halloween or any adult-themed party where you can show off your risqué self, our R-rated costume will not soon be forgotten. The costume's fleece pajamas include a Morning Wood logo (just in case some onlookers don't quite â?ogetâ? the subtlety of your humor). We've included a simulated erection inside the costume that has staying power like you've only dreamed of. Imagine the places this costume will take you with the ladies who will be focused on it (is that why you have the wood to begin with?). Stop being spooky and ghoulish every Halloween, have some fun this year and give the ladies something they will long remember! Coffee mug and slippers not inlcuded * Includes pajamas, elastic waistband and prosthetic * Coffee mug and slippers not inlcuded
Additional Product Description
- Product Number: 5493FW
- Material:
100% Polyester
- Includes:
Pajamas, elastic waistband and prosthetic
- Care Instructions:
Hand wash separately in cold water. Line dry only.
- Availability:
Plus
- Air Shippable:
Yes
- Return Eligible:
Yes
- Oversized:
No
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Halloween occurs at the time of the year when the last of the harvest is being gathered, the days are cooler, and the nights come earlier and seem more mysterious. Its a time for children of all ages to enjoy the preparations as they invite witches and monsters and hobgoblins home.
